Rush Limbaugh Thinks I'm A Slut - A Thank You Letter

Dear Rush,

I never had any idea that when I wrote my Open letter To Rush Limbaugh from a Liberal Slut that I would be asked to  contribute to two liberal, political websites, including the popular Addicting Info AND be asked to be the Spokeswoman for Rock The Slut Vote! I had the honor and privelage to attend the War On Women rally in Sacramento on April 28, and gave a speech.

Ever since the Bush Administration stole the 2000 election, I've followed politics and considered myself to be an armchair activist. I've made phone calls on behalf of politicians, I've talked with my friends and made political posts on Facebook and Twitter but that was the extent of it.

THEN, you opened that enormous mouth of yours and went off on Sandra Fluke. Your big mouth really pissed off a lot of women. UniteWomen.org was, in part started as a result of your ignorance and Rock The Slut Vote was definitely a direct result of your blatant hatred of smart women.

It's hard to decide how to feel about you, and I speak for many here. So many men and women think your hate speech is offensive and you should be removed from the airwaves. But if it wasn't for you, perhaps this fight against the War On Women wouldn't have become such a big deal.

My wise grandmother always said "You can't argue with ignorance." I believe she was right. But you CAN fight it and make sure that every woman votes this next election. I will do everything I can to make sure every hideous thing you say is reported on. I may not be Rachel Maddow but I do have a platform now, thanks to you! :) And it's growing everyday!

Here's the thing Rush, by calling Fluke a slut, you have called millions of women sluts. And SLUTS VOTE! Feminazi's have enjoyed freedom for decades and there's NO WAY IN HELL your faithful followers like John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Mitch McConnell and all the rest of you blowhards will succeed in taking what we EARNED away from us (and never should have HAD to fight for in the place)! There's just no way.

Men love contraception. We all know if men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal, free and at every Walmart across this country. Smart men love women who are independent and can take care of themselves. It's only the oppressors like you who wish to take women back to when they had no real voice. This War On Women is also a War On Men who have a BRAIN! Just because you guys say there's no War On Women (after you started it) doesn't mean we're buying it. Go sell that malarkey to the Village Idiot! Typical modern day GOP tactic. LIE, LIE, LIE! Your sheep might buy it but not the rest of us.

Keep saying derogatory things about strong, successful women. It's helping our cause, more than anything else. Your hate speech is really a terrible thing but it gives us more power and we take it, wear it as a badge of honor and thank you very, very much!!!!! You started a new-found sisterhood of women!!!!!!

On behalf of elitist, liberal sluts all over this nation, THANK YOU!!!!

Man, I feel like a WOMAN!

Sincerely,

Kimberley A. Johnson

Rock The Slut Vote on Facebook & Twitter

An Open Letter To Rush Limbaugh From A Liberal Slut

Dear, Dear Rush,

I saw an article on Addicting Info by Michael Hayne, calling you a "blob of buffoonery," wishing I had coined that phrase. The article is titled: Rush Limbaugh Says Republicans Aren't Anti-Women, Because They 'Buy Them Diamonds And Meals'

Wow! The headline alone had me in stitches. I heard your rant on the link the article provided and I must say, you never cease to astound me. Your blatant disregard for everyone with a brain has reached new heights in the last month. From spending NINE hours on Sandra Fluke, calling her a slut, a prostitute and asking that she tape herself having sex to attacking Tracie McMillan, author of The American Way Of Eating.

Clearly, Ms. McMillan has some useful tips in her book for you on healthy eating habits. I will gladly purchase the book and send it to you if you let me know the best address. I get that you want to pick on Fluke and call her a slut. I mean she is an outspoken, eloquent woman who stood up for women's reproductive rights. Women with brains obviously frighten you, so you resorted to lying about what she actually said and called her horrible names. But picking on McMillan is beyond my comprehension. My only guess there is that you suffer from the delusion best portrayed in this photo.

Your recent comment about how buying women diamonds and dinner means there's no war on women is freaking classic!

On a more serious note, I think it's really a sad commentary on the American people that you have as many followers as you do. It proves that those who listen to you are unable to form their own conclusions about life and need a blob of buffoonery to guide them. I take solace in knowing they are not the majority. They are only part of the lunatic fringe and despite your best efforts to stay on the air, the heat is on you. Advertisers are pulling out (no pun intended) and most people on Facebook and social media are making fun of you. I mean sure, you go on and on about how you're not hurting from the backlash you've created but c'mon, I know that you're shaking in your shorts. I can almost see you shaking when you're all alone, curled up in the fetal position, crying about the filthy liberals and how your asinine statements are getting you deeper in hot water.

Remember Glenn Beck? Where is he now? I don't know. No one ever posts or talks about him anymore. Maybe he's melting all of his gold jewelry now, or giving it to some slut to show how much he respects women. I don't know and I don't care. You're still in the public eye, much to so many thinking people's chagrin. Since you are still here, it's fun to make fun of you and take bets on how long you'll last.

You'll see, in the fall when Obama gets re-elected, your hot air will soon turn cold. And instead of just over two minutes of dead air on your radio program, there will be a radio show taking your place. No one really likes you. You're a blow-hard, you're full of yourself and you clearly hate women. You also hate men with brains and anyone else who doesn't fall for your bullshit. For now, you do provide a bit of comic relief. People like you and Sarah Palin used to scare me. Not anymore. The American people have woken up.

Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks said it better than I could. So enjoy the video and pardon me while I go eat me some free birth control and have a nice bowl of fresh greens!

Sincerely,
A Filthy, Liberal Slut!! :)