Sunday, March 18, 2012

An Open Letter To Rush Limbaugh From A Liberal Slut

Dear, Dear Rush,

I saw an article on Addicting Info by Michael Hayne, calling you a "blob of buffoonery," wishing I had coined that phrase. The article is titled: Rush Limbaugh Says Republicans Aren't Anti-Women, Because They 'Buy Them Diamonds And Meals'

Wow! The headline alone had me in stitches. I heard your rant on the link the article provided and I must say, you never cease to astound me. Your blatant disregard for everyone with a brain has reached new heights in the last month. From spending NINE hours on Sandra Fluke, calling her a slut, a prostitute and asking that she tape herself having sex to attacking Tracie McMillan, author of The American Way Of Eating.

Clearly, Ms. McMillan has some useful tips in her book for you on healthy eating habits. I will gladly purchase the book and send it to you if you let me know the best address. I get that you want to pick on Fluke and call her a slut. I mean she is an outspoken, eloquent woman who stood up for women's reproductive rights. Women with brains obviously frighten you, so you resorted to lying about what she actually said and called her horrible names. But picking on McMillan is beyond my comprehension. My only guess there is that you suffer from the delusion best portrayed in this photo.


Your recent comment about how buying women diamonds and dinner means there's no war on women is freaking classic!

On a more serious note, I think it's really a sad commentary on the American people that you have as many followers as you do. It proves that those who listen to you are unable to form their own conclusions about life and need a blob of buffoonery to guide them. I take solace in knowing they are not the majority. They are only part of the lunatic fringe and despite your best efforts to stay on the air, the heat is on you. Advertisers are pulling out (no pun intended) and most people on Facebook and social media are making fun of you. I mean sure, you go on and on about how you're not hurting from the backlash you've created but c'mon, I know that you're shaking in your shorts. I can almost see you shaking when you're all alone, curled up in the fetal position, crying about the filthy liberals and how your asinine statements are getting you deeper in hot water.


Remember Glenn Beck? Where is he now? I don't know. No one ever posts or talks about him anymore. Maybe he's melting all of his gold jewelry now, or giving it to some slut to show how much he respects women. I don't know and I don't care. You're still in the public eye, much to so many thinking people's chagrin. Since you are still here, it's fun to make fun of you and take bets on how long you'll last.


You'll see, in the fall when Obama gets re-elected, your hot air will soon turn cold. And instead of just over two minutes of dead air on your radio program, there will be a radio show taking your place. No one really likes you. You're a blow-hard, you're full of yourself and you clearly hate women. You also hate men with brains and anyone else who doesn't fall for your bullshit. For now, you do provide a bit of comic relief. People like you and Sarah Palin used to scare me. Not anymore. The American people have woken up.

Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks said it better than I could. So enjoy the video and pardon me while I go eat me some free birth control and have a nice bowl of fresh greens!




Sincerely,
A Filthy, Liberal Slut!! :)

19 comments:

  1. It wasn't until I read this that I realized I've been thinking Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh were the same person on and off for years. Thanks for the clarification reminder!

    ....and well done. ; )

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  2. Wait... that was your cousin? Can she introduce you to LO'D? :)

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    1. I thought you would have seen the many posts I had about it on FB. My mother broke the story on Addicting Info!
      L.O. Gave me a mini shout out when Barbara was on his show. I think that's going to be the extent of it ;).

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  3. Too bad Republicans don't know how to read... I know a few that would just have a fit on what you wrote, especially all them billy-bob southern republicans.

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  4. I really enjoyed it when Rush said that there can't be a war on women because they're given diamonds and food.

    I give my dog, Ranger, toys and feed him. Good to know Rush considers women as men's pets.

    I'm all for freedom of speech - but you need to be prepared for the consequences that running your mouth is going to bring you. Be it public ridicule (freedom of speech!) or people boycotting every single source of your income (because hey, we have every right to decide where we want to spend our money!)

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  5. Right, we shouldn't make fun of Limbaugh for his size. What if he took it to heart and lost weight and got fit? Think how much longer he would be on the air.

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  6. Whoa! A filthy liberal slut. Man, sounds good. Did you hang out on the West Bank, Minneapolis in 1971 or '2? Because the firrst place i ever heard Dan Hick was either Minneapolis or, more likely Missoula, Montana. Or maybe Helena. Or maybe I just imagined it.

    Or maybe I'm thinking of the 'Big Sky Mudflaps'.


    http://bigskymudflaps.com/

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  7. =) I like you.

    And I especially love the Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks part.

    Oh and the picture.

    Eh, I just love it all! You rock! =)

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  8. HAHA Well said Kimberly!!! Kudos for you! ;))

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  9. Thanks for writing this. I was laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes.

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  10. I think in Rush's case it all boils down to the fact that He can't get a woman to put up with His crap, let alone one that actually wants to sleep with Him (cringes)! Unless of course it's some brainless twit like Sarah Palin or the Stepford wife! This in a Nutshell (pardon the pun) is why He Hates women and as far as I'm concerned the feeling is mutual!!!

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  11. Wonderful!! Sharing on our page - 1 Million Sluts Against Rush Limbaugh. I humbly bow to your masterful cleverness, o mighty Queen of Sluts!! :)

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  12. Your work continues to provide me with humour, insight and thought. I am grateful.
    MP

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  13. A liberal slut who likes Dan Hicks? You're my kinda folks!

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  14. Thanks! This was refreshing and fun to read. Thanks for forming Rock the Slut Vote and taking the sting out of Rush's obnoxious slur against Sandra Fluke and all women by extension. I cannot wait for November so that I can cast my vote for Obama and everyone down ticket who openly support Women's Rights.

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